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" -You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear." -You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.-You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.4. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App." wandered over to hear Palin after hanging out in what passes for their toy store - a giant exhibition filled with more than 100 booths of rifles, shotguns, pistols and other weapons ranging from Remington's

" -You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear." -You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.-You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.4. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App." wandered over to hear Palin after hanging out in what passes for their toy store - a giant exhibition filled with more than 100 booths of rifles, shotguns, pistols and other weapons ranging from Remington's $1,470 Varmint semiautomatic to girlie-shiny-and-tiny Cobra .380s in pink, purple, and green for the ladies.Palin, whose speeches command up to $100,000 a pop, got a roar from the crowd when she said, "Nationwide, gun ownership is at an all-time high, and the rate of violent crime is at an all-time low."Of course, she failed to mention that law enforcement experts don't connect the two, crediting computer tracking of crimes like New York's Compstat instead. Palin came to mobilize the 4-million-member NRA to vote for the most conservative candidates in November.This breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck."Tonight I'm the designated decoy."You're a redneck if: -You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I. -Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?

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" -You ask your wife whether the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "It's a gummy bear." -You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.

-You say "Watch this" every time before you goto the hospital.

It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.4. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement?

Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App.

" wandered over to hear Palin after hanging out in what passes for their toy store - a giant exhibition filled with more than 100 booths of rifles, shotguns, pistols and other weapons ranging from Remington's $1,470 Varmint semiautomatic to girlie-shiny-and-tiny Cobra .380s in pink, purple, and green for the ladies.

Palin, whose speeches command up to $100,000 a pop, got a roar from the crowd when she said, "Nationwide, gun ownership is at an all-time high, and the rate of violent crime is at an all-time low."Of course, she failed to mention that law enforcement experts don't connect the two, crediting computer tracking of crimes like New York's Compstat instead. Palin came to mobilize the 4-million-member NRA to vote for the most conservative candidates in November.

This breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck.

,470 Varmint semiautomatic to girlie-shiny-and-tiny Cobra .380s in pink, purple, and green for the ladies.Palin, whose speeches command up to 0,000 a pop, got a roar from the crowd when she said, "Nationwide, gun ownership is at an all-time high, and the rate of violent crime is at an all-time low."Of course, she failed to mention that law enforcement experts don't connect the two, crediting computer tracking of crimes like New York's Compstat instead. Palin came to mobilize the 4-million-member NRA to vote for the most conservative candidates in November.This breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck."Tonight I'm the designated decoy."You're a redneck if: -You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I. -Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?

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"Some of these animal activists are just...crazy," she said. I love animals, but in Alaska, Bambi's mother is dinner." Then, saying she was proud of being labeled a "redneck," she regaled them with a string of one-liners defining the term: "You're a redneck if you've ever had dinner on a ping pong table." "You're a redneck if your honeymoon was a hunting trip. '"The audience laughed so hard my ears will never stop ringing."She's down-to-earth. Yes." "Sarah is my main reason for coming," said Litten's husband, Jody. First off let me say that I have heard mannnnny Tennessee Volunteers jokes over the years, and I must say that some were really funny.So please take this article with a grain of salt because I just know there are going to be so many Tennessee jokes emailed to me that I cringe at the thought of it. - It's easy to see why Sarah Palin was the darling of the National Rifle Association's Celebration of American Values forum here Friday.

He spoke, as did Chuck Norris, Oliver North, Ronald Reagan's son Michael, quarterback-turned-conservative Rep.

Heath Shuler and other politicians currying favor with the NRA, the country's biggest-spending lobby.